Last week I was given a project to compile a master list of items for use by three different projects in the department. I was excited that I had something concrete to work on, and I even knew who to go talk to about it. I met with the dude a couple of times to explain what I needed, and he knew exactly what I was looking for. So I proceeded to set up a doc for it, using the new templates I’d created earlier in the week, and moved forward.
At a meeting on Friday, a project manager asked me about this document, as there as is a fourth project that will be using it. I told him where I was at, and that Tuesday (yesterday) I was going to bother the dude about it and see what other info I could get. I didn’t get around to it yesterday, so today I went over to talk to him.
He explains to me that he doesn’t see the point of doing the research I need him to do right now because they’re going to be changing the items within the next couple of weeks. Sure, I understand that, there’s no need to duplicate effort on both his part & my part, if we have to redo it all next month. I speak to the project mgr again, and he says he’d like the list to use on this project and the other three as well. He realizes it’s a lot of work, but it’s something they’d like to have, so we’re just gonna have to bit the bullet and do it. Okay, fine.
I go speak to dude again, and he starts squawking, again, about this project. He ropes in someone else into the conversation, who proceeds to tell me that four other people have already started this project, so why don’t I go talk to them? Jeezus. At this point I was ready to toss my entire computer out the window! Dude #2 and I go and corral th e project mgr, because this was just getting ridiculous. The PM tells us that my doc will be the reference doc for the four projects. All the people should just get their sh!t together and get me the information that I need. Hunky dory. Dude #2 takes me around to meet a couple of people, he points me to some info on our intranet, and then he tells me he’ll copy me on any info changes for these items that they make in the future (the PM wants this doc to be updated whenever we make a change).
This whole confusing plot was started and confused by:
- the PM who didn’t know exactly what he wanted.
- me being new and not knowing who I should speak to, or who’s word I should be believing.
- Dude #1 who, unfortunately, doesn’t speak the best English, so while I understood what he was telling me, it turns out that he hadn’t understood his instructions from his boss, so that he couldn’t communicate them properly to me. (Now before you all send me comments about how not everyone speaks English correctly, I would like to point out that I am the daughter of immigrants, so I understand the whole “learning a new language” thing, but the thing that cheeses me off about this is that I have met so many immigrants who haven’t taken the time to study English. I mean, you’re working in an English environment, I understand you’re going to have an accent, but you’ve got to at least learn some of the basics if you’re going to be working in a high-tech environment. [Also, I should point out that I have a double foreign language major from university, so I understand what it means to learn something new.] But come on!)
Through this comedy of errors and miscommunication, I managed to figure out what the PM wanted, and what I needed from the other dudes. I spent this afternoon in Excel hell, er, purgatory, working on the list.